“Hello dear.” said one in a falsely sweet voice, a sickly smile producing from under a mustache. “Just so you know, Cinderella, she's gone.” Goldie stared at them.
“Where is she?” she demanded of the two bears.
“Oh, brother. Let's go,” said the second bear. The first bear said, “The prince said not to dawdle- come on! Oh, and by the way, I'm Agatha, and this is my sister, Aunt Milly.” The two bears each grabbed one of Goldie's arms and marched her into the forest. After awhile Agatha spoke.
“There you go, there's your darling aunt's house. Now, do you think you could, oh I dunno, maybe, get inside it?” Aunt Milly tittered. There indeed was her aunt's house, but there was also about a dozen bears in royal uniforms surrounding it. Agatha and Aunt Milly let go of Goldie and when she turned to run away,she realized that she had no idea where she was so if she tried to go back she would just get lost. So Goldie took a deep breath and walked forward. If these two bears can talk, maybe all of them could. She inquired of the nearest bear, “Where is my aunt and what have you done to her?” The bear stared at her.
Chapter 2
Goldie said again, “I said, where is my aunt and what have you done with her?” The bear was still staring at her with a confused expression on his face. Another bear stepped up.
“'Scuse me miss, but he don't speak English.”
Goldie looked up. She said, “Who are you?”
“Sorry for not introducin' mesel', Miss, but I'm Cap'in Harry Bear.”
Goldie said to Harry, “Then you answer my question. Where is my aunt and what have you done with her?”
“Nothin', Missie, she chose hersel' tha' she wanted to work in the kitchens. An' I must say mesel' she's mighty good a' it.”
Goldie said quickly, “What kitchens, whose kitchens?”
“Why the Prince's, o'course, who else would own 'em?” the bear said.
“The – the Prince? Prince who?” asked Goldie, gaping at Harry.
“Prince Charming!” the bear exclaimed, “Who doesn't know Prince Charming? Nobody, that's who!” He walked off rubbing his head and muttering, “Prince Charming, by golly, the little lassie don't know about Prince Charming!” Just then, Goldie heard a rustling, and whipped around to see Agatha and Aunt Milly carrying a stretcher with a little red headed girl in a little red dress wearing a little red riding hood on it. Goldie ran towards the little girl to help. The girl was laid in a little bed, and her leg, which appeared broken, was wrapped up. Goldie pulled up a chair, and sat waiting for the red head to come to her senses. After about ten minutes, the girl opened her eyes sleepily and blinked them once or twice.
“Who are you?” she asked in a tired voice.
“I'm Goldie. Goldie Locks. I've come to see how you are.” Goldie answered gently.
“Oh.” the girl paused for a moment then went on.
“I'm Lindy Ret Ridin Sood or Little red riding hood but you can call me Lindy. This is how I got hurt. I was walking through the woods to visit my grandmother, when a bear sized wolf jumped out of the trees blocking my way. I turned around to find a slightly smaller wolf. The wolves pulled off their heads to reveal two bears. Then, they took off their costumes. I saw that they were wearing ugly, frilly dresses. One of them said in a voice sweet as honey, 'I'm Aunt Milly dear, and this is my sister Agatha.' I started to run away but Agatha grabbed me. I hooked my foot around a tree trying to get away but Agatha was stronger. With a horrible crack my leg broke. Then-well I don't really remember anything else.”
Goldie said to Lindy, “ Um...You wanna be best friends? Yeah? Well than I'll come back every day to check on you. I'm sorry but I have to go now. I really, really, really hope you get better. Well then...Bye.” Goldie walked over to Captain Harry Bear and asked where she should sleep.
“I see,” He said, nodding suspiciously. “My son Thomas hasn't told you where as I asked 'im... Son! There you are, come an' tell the little miss where to sleep like I told you to. Come on!” Then Harry added in an undertone, “I would of told yeh mesel' but I mus' say I-well I actually don't know.” A little bear in overalls came running up to Goldie and said, “yeh can sleep over there, the firs' cabin miss, see? An' be sure to close an' bolt the door 'cause Hatey, Agatha's daughter, wanders in the cabins at night an' can give yeh quite a scare.”
Thomas scurried away again and Goldie started to walk towards her cabin. She opened the door of the huge cabin, found mammoth pajamas in the gigantic drawers, put on the pjs, got under the covers of the gargantuan bed, put her head down on the colossal pillows, and tried to fall asleep.
Chapter 3
After about half a month, Goldie had developed a solid routine: she would get up at about eight o'clock, brush her teeth, and get dressed. Then she would have breakfast in her cabin.
After, Goldie would visit Lindy and stay for about an hour to talk. She would then take a walk, and then read under a weeping willow, which was a favorite spot of hers because the branches hid her from view, and because sometimes she could see a gnarled face peering out at her from the bark, and she felt good inside when she saw the face's warm smile.
Then it would be time for lunch. Goldie would go to the bear dining hall for this, which made her feel a tiny bit uncomfortable because she was surrounded by all the bears and no humans.
After lunch Goldie would go back to reading under the willow. Then she would have dinner in the dining hall, go home, have a glass of milk, brush her teeth, and then go to bed. During one of Goldie's after-lunch-reading-times, Goldie thought she heard the face in the bark speak. It said, “Be brave Goldie. Harder times are yet to come.” Goldie immediately jumped to her feet and scoured the bark for the face, but the bark stubbornly remained smooth. Confused,Goldie turned back to her book, Fairytale, and told herself firmly that she imagined it, but from then on, Goldie was wary of the face.
After about a month more of this routine, Lindy was perfectly fine. The next morning after Lindy got better she met Goldie and the two girls dressed and washed up to go to The Prince's kitchens to see Cinderella, Goldie's aunt, whom Goldie had told Lindy all about. But when they asked Harry Bear where to go he said, “yeh can't go there! Don' yeh know tha' on'y bears an' people who work there can go?”
“No,”Answered Goldie and Lindy together.
“Hang on!” said Lindy, and the other two looked at her. “Then, um, maybe Captain Harry would take us,and we could wait outside.”
“Yeah!”said Goldie nodding.
“Please?” Added Lindy.
“No.” Said Harry,turning back to his gardening.
“Oh come on!” Said Goldie. Both of the girls turned down their lower lip and batted their eyelashes.
“Well when you put it that way-no!” Said Harry.
“It'll just take a second!” The girls begged.
“Can' cha see I'm working?Do yeh have eyes?Or ears?I've said no two times,an' your still down on your knees beggin'.Or do yeh want me to say no a third time?If yeh do, well then I will. No! There yeh have it. Now will yeh two finally leave me alone?” Lindy said, fighting to keep her voice steady, said, “I have three things to tell you. One, yes we do have eyes. But can your eyes see that we need you? Two, yes we do have ears. But can your ears hear us asking for you? Three, I am not down on my knees begging!”
“Though it's a very good idea, I thank you.”said Goldie, grinning from ear to ear.
“Goldie,”said Lindy. “no joking right now, 'kay?”
“Well excuse me if I didn't know that!”
“Goldie!”said Lindy with a 'stop talking now' look.
“Sorry!”said Goldie, looking alarmed.
“Well?” Demanded Lindy to Captain Harry Bear.
“Um, come on, w – we're going, a – aren't we?” Answered the Captain. Goldie looked funnily at Lindy and quickly fell into step beside her and behind Harry.
Chapter 4
“Okay,what did you do to him?And why didn't you tell me - tell me you were a – a you-know-what?” said Goldie. Lindy looked confused, and asked Goldie, “What in the world do you mean? No, seriously, I have no clue what you're talking about!”
“Oh, please. A witch!”
“I'm – I'm not witch! For one thing, I don't have black hair - or – or a black cat, and, um, I don't wear a black cape or a black hat! I don't ride on a broomstick and I don't know magic! A – and I do not have green skin! Right?”
“You don't have green skin,” Answered Goldie soothingly. “But anyway,what did you do to Harry?”
“Wha..? Oh! I – I have my my ways.”
“You are a witch!” Said Goldie suspiciously. Lindy smiled.
“We're here!” Harry stepped up to a big wood door. He knocked once, twice, three times. A bear who looked like a maid opened the door. Harry told the two girls to wait outside the door.
He had a hurried discussion with the maid and she directed him through a corridor. About fifteen minutes later Captain Harry came out, followed by Goldie's aunt. After Goldie and Cinderella affectionately embraced and Goldie introduced Cinderella to Lindy, Goldie and Lindy led Cinderella back to Goldie's cabin.
Captain Harry Bear went back to his gardening and the other three, Goldie, Lindy, and Cinderella, sat on the bed inside Goldie's cabin, discussing ways to escape.
“Okay, maybe we should get your aunt out of the kitchens, Goldie, and then she'll be able to stay with us for ever and ever.” said Lindy wearily, who was sprawled across the floor painting her nails with berry juice from berries that Goldie had collected while Lindy's leg was still healing.
“Yes, I really would like to get out of that prison.”Agreed Cinderella.
“Why did you want to go there in the first place anyway? You really hate it, I can tell!” said Goldie curiously.
“Me wanting to work there? Never. As soon as they captured me, they lugged me over to the kitchens and told me to wipe dishes. I expect the bears all told you that I wanted to go. They must have been ordered to by the prince.” Goldie's aunt said with a twisted smile.
“Well anyway, if we are going to get me out of that horrible place, how?”She added.
“Well...Who's behind all this?” said Lindy, wiping a bit of nail polish off her big toe.
“I think it's the king.” said Cinderella.
“I've never seen him, where has he been all this time?” asked Lindy.
“Well, you've only not seen him because you've been in the bear hospi-” Cinderella started to say but she was cut off by Goldie.
“Yeah, but I haven't seen him either and I was out and about, unlike Lindy. So I would of seen him but I didn't. Where do you think he is, anyway?”
“Well,” said Goldie's aunt heatedly, “The prince says he's in the library so I suppose that's where he is.” She was talking loudly and slowly with the air of someone talking to a child who just totally didn't understand something even though the older person had explained the concept before more than once.
“Okay then,” Said Goldie, “Um, let's just...uh... get a job there...and...pop up in the library? Sometime?”
“Goldie,” Lindy said to her friend, “We could do that but there’s just one little problem. The maid has already seen us.”
“So?” said Goldie.
“So, wouldn't she be a bit suspicious?”
“She's always suspicious.” said Cinderella dismissively. “So, Goldie, I think that's a great idea.” Goldie glowed.
“So, Lindy, what do you say?” Cinderella said.
“I – I guess I'm fine with doing it.”
Chapter 5
“Great!” Said Cinderella briskly. “I think we should go down to the castle and get you the jobs right now, so then you can start your jobs tomorrow morning. Come on, let's go!” She got up from the bed and held the door open for Goldie and Lindy who nervously filed out the door.
The three females went down to the castle. (Down a hill, into a large valley which held a town, and off to the left in a small passage way.) Cinderella knocked three times and the maid opened the door.
“We wish to see the prince.” Goldie's aunt told the bear pompously.
“Why do you wish to see the prince?” She asked them. (Suspiciously.)
“We wish to get these two jobs.”
“Turn out your pockets, and take your shoes off!” The three people did as she told and finally the maid told them-with a very disappointed look on her furry face, “You may go. I'll get you a guide. Natalie!” The maid called.
“Come show these – these people to the prince's chamber!” A stout bear came hurrying up to Goldie, Cinderella, and Lindy.
“Would you please come this way, madam and misses?” She said, bowing. As the 'madam and misses' hurried off behind Natalie, Lindy heard the maid mutter, “Show offs.” When Lindy told Goldie what she had heard, Goldie only grinned and said, “Witches have good hearing.”
“Here you are, madam and misses.” Natalie said suddenly, panting. “The prince's waiting room. When he is ready to see you, he will send a butler to get you.” Natalie hurried off.
After about fifteen minutes, a butler came over to the three people and led them into what Goldie could only guess was Prince Charming's throne room.
The throne room was a spacious, circular room covered in wall to wall red carpet. In the back of the room on a raised platform there sat two magnificent golden thrones, covered in dazzling gems.
On the first of the two thrones there sat a handsome young man who was talking to a bear in armor. The man was wearing a silver jumpsuit and a red cape. He wore an exquisite crown incrusted with jewels and had a fierce, challenging look on his face.
On the throne next to him was a young woman with long, wavy, brown hair. She was wearing a gold and red gown with a scooped neck and an empire waist and a matching gold necklace with a ruby set into it. She also wore a crown shaped like a ring, with ceramic flowers twisted around it.
When the Prince saw Goldie, Cinderella, and Lindy, he said to the bear he had just been conversing with, “You may go.”
“Your highness,” said Goldie's aunt, curtsying deeply, “I am Cinderella Rebecca Locks, and I work in the kitchens. I have brought Goldie Susan Locks, my niece, ( she nodded her head at Goldie who curtseyed,) and her friend Lindy Ret Ridin Sood, (now Cinderella indicated Lindy, who also curtseyed, her face red as a beet,) who both wish to work in the kitchens in the dish-washing-and-wiping station, with me. We have come to ask for your permission.” She curtseyed again.
While Cinderella spoke, The Prince had been sitting slumped over, his head leaning on his hand. Cinderella had not noticed this non-attentive look while her aunt talked: she had had been taking in her surroundings. But now she stared eagerly at The Prince, waiting for a response. Then, finally, the Prince spoke.
“Certainly these – these little children may work in my kitchens, but why with you, my-dear lady?” Cinderella considered his question before beginning slowly,
“Well, Your Highness, these two girls - are exceptionally good at dish-washing-and-wiping! I mean, why not let them share their talent?”
“Alright children,” The Prince said very sweetly, “you may work in my kitchens. I hope you're happy. If you're not, you're not getting any sweeties. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!”
Goldie, Cinderella, and Lindy hurried quickly out of the Prince's Chamber's and out of his castle.
“Whew! Charming indeed!” Goldie said, wiping her hot forehead, “That Prince sure does have a hot temper!” The other two of here companions looked a her grimly.
“What?” Goldie said, “It's only true!”
Chapter 6
When Goldie, Cinderella, and Lindy were almost back at their cabins they spotted a boy of about 15 coming towards the three people. Goldie stared at him rudely.
“Hi, I'm Joey,” he began, “um, have any of you seen Aunt Milly or Agatha? I – I mean if you know them, of course.
“No, I'm afraid we haven't seen them.” answered Cinderella. Anyway, I'm Cinderella Locks. Here, the red head, is Lindy Ridin Loob and this - for goodness sakes, stop staring, Goldie - is Goldie Locks, my niece.”
“Oh...” Said Joey, now starting to stare at Goldie himself, “Uh... n – nice to meet you...” Both Joey's and Goldie's faces looked like two furiously ripe tomatoes.
“So, when should it be?” Joey asked as he, Goldie, Lindy, and Cinderella walked towards the small cluster of cabins surrounding Cinderella's house.
“Well, I mean, I guess it should be, well, I guess it should be as soon as possible! I – I mean if that's fine with you, of course.” Goldie answered, hardly believing her luck in finding Joey.
“No, no that sounds great! So... you free tomorrow?”
“Oh my g- I mean OMG I am!”
“Then it's a date! But where should go for it... I mean there just aren't any, like, cute, tiny, little pubs around here...”
“Phew! Am I glad about that!”
“What -”
“Oh, I just think they're just- well that they're just kinda' lovey dovey. You know, a couple gets a soft dr- I mean a coke with two straws and then throw popcorn into each others mouths...”
“Yeah, I really do know what you mean, I didn't want to do something like that anyway, but then, where...”
“ How 'bout somewhere called the forest?”
“Sorry, but I haven't heard about anywhere called The For... Oh...!”
“Well?”
“Sounds good to me!”
“Okay! Then it's settl-”
“GOLDIE!” Lindy screamed, “I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TALK TO YOU FOR THIS PAST HOUR!”
“Wait, you were trying to talk to me in the Prince's Throne Room?”
“NO! THIS PAST HOUR HAS BEEN YOU TALKING KISSY TALK TO YOUR DARLING JOEY WHO YOU JUST MET TODAY!”
“Alright alright, calm dow - chillax!”
“TOMORROW-”
“Lindy!”
“Okay! Tomorrow we both work in the kitchens you Tiny Brained Newt, and, oh, you're giving our whole plan up just for a – a – a – a STUPID BOY! Oh, how could you desert us like that, how could you abandon us for a stupid DATE?” Lindy wailed, already almost standing in a pile of her own tears.
“Lindy d – don't talk to me like th – that! J – just tell the stupid prince that I, that I QUIT!!!” Goldie rushed into her cabin, and then after a moment rushed out again and bellowed at Lindy, “AND D – DON'T YOU EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT CALLING JOEY STUPID!” Goldie ran back into her cabin, threw herself down on her bed, and sobbed as though her heart might break.
See more at the beginning of the next edition!